In Living Carrey

Jim Carrey is putting his split from Prozac and Zoloft, as well as from Jenny McCarthy behind him-- literally. He was spotted putting the pills and a picture of McCarthy in his back pocket when enjoying a night out with a mystery blond in New York over the weekend.

The extremely annoying couple, who had been together for five years too long and had an embarrassing commitment ceremony last year, announced they were parting ways via their Twitter.com pages, which shows how important the relationship actually was. The reason they used Twitter to announce this earth shattering news was because it cuts down on the pointless cost of having a publicist make the announcement. Carrey's tweet said, "Jen and I have broken up." His next tweet read, "What's with the express lane at supermarkets?" Sources close to Carrey say he is truly broken up about the stupid relationship.

But it seems Carrey, his fifth, tenth and twenty third personality are moving on from the break-up - the funnyman was reportedly seen flirting with an unknown woman at the city's Pacha hotspot in the early hours of Sunday morning. The woman turned out to be Jim Carrey himself. An on-looker said, "He is just so talented. I mean the guy was flirting and trying to get it on with himself. He's just so versatile. The way he went from being a man to an attractive woman is just so..... I mean the guy can do anything!"

A source tells the overrated New York Post gossip column Page Six, "He arrived at 3am with an entourage of at least 10 women, two of the women were actually Carrey himself! Once in the VIP area, he turned his attention to a pretty blond, who looked a lot like Jenny and talked endlessly about autistic kids."

"Things were getting so hot and heavy, someone shouted, 'Get a room.' Jim just burst out laughing and started doing impressions of himself. He then recreated a scene from the film 'The Majestic' where he played both himself and Martin Landau. How he was able to recreate Martin Landau's wig is beyond me. I mean the guy is just so amazingly talented!"