Clothes Protect Me From The Elements---of Hollywood

Chemistry---Chemistry between two people or a mass audience is a special thing. It's like catching lighting in a bottle and when that happens we never want to let it go. Chemistry between two actors, not just actors but great actors, is a remarkable thing and we can only thank
God that we have the ability to capture that on film so we can keep and preserve it for eternity. Following in the foot steps in the likes of Hepurn and Tracy and Bogie and Bacall, Ryan Reynolds and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley have teamed up to front U.K. retail giant Marks & Spencer's latest fashion range.

The classic movie stars bring a touch of vapid Hollywood glamor to the shoot, with the "Transformers" beauty cuddling up to Reynolds' abs in one shot, and showing off her non-curves in a sexy fuchsia dress in another snap. When asked about the shot Reynolds said, "It's a funny thing. I mean I don't even work out. I don't know how I get my abs so super tight! I guess I just have good genes. Speaking of good jeans check out Marks & Spencer's totally massive jean collection. Man, I crush those jeans!"

Huntington-Whiteley mumbles, "I feel proud to be associated with a British high street favorite that holds fond memories for so many people. Memories such as putting on and taking off clothes or washing clothes. Clothes help you keep warm when it's cold outside...."

And Canadian-born Reynolds is also a fan of the brand, adding, "Going into an M&S store with my family or friends always gives me a beautiful pang of nostalgia. I always loved trying on their clothes because I would walk out of the fitting room with no shirt on to show off my natural ab core. My family and friends would get weirded out but whatevs. Also, clothes help you keep warm when it's cold outside...."

Are you on Myspacey?

Kevin Spacey has threatened to produce a sequel to “Pay it Forward” and legal action against an American musician, that no one on this planet knows of, who decided to name an album after the Hollywood actor.

The “K-Pax” star's lawyers sent an autographed picture of Mr. Spacey tap dancing without a shirt on along with a cease and desist order to Jason Drake, who records under the name Cassettes Won't Listen, demanding he change the title of his new record, “Kevinspacey”. The letter also demands Mr. Drake to describe in great detail in the off chance he were caught in a rain storm with no umbrella and only wearing shorts how would he look if he had to perform multiple push ups to avoid hypothermia.

The scented letter, which was received late last month, claimed Spacey's name carries a trademark for bad music as the actor has recorded several ear bleeding songs throughout his career, including a track for 2004 film “Beyond the Sea” which no one saw. A portion of the letter reads as follows:

“So hey Jason, how are you? I dunno… I’m just sitting here on my sofa watching “Absolutely Fabulous”. I just loved that show when it was on, did you? I’m just so bored. Ughhh! I think I might go roller blading to the beach later and take in some sun. I burn easily though, do you? I always have to put a lot of lotion on my chest but it’s too hard to get my back. Do you like the beach?.......”

It wasn’t toward the very end of the letter that he asked Jason Drake to not name his album “Kevinspacey” and then Mr. Spacey went into defense mode about “Beyond the Sea”:

“I’m a song and dance man by trade and this film NEEDED to be made. I’m currently ramping up production on other bio pics of important artists such as Wayne Newton, Engelbert Humperdinck, Kenny Rodgers, Pat Boone and Phil Collins.”

Drake has now re-titled the record “Evinspacey”, and is currently questioning everything about himself.

Everything.