Xenu worshipping actress Kirstie Alley refuses to go under the knife to preserve her looks; instead she has opted to be cryogentically frozen in butter when she dies because she is convinced her wrinkles will help her land more movie roles and rolls.
The former "Madhouse" star, 59, insists she is content with her fleshy features and would never consider eating less than 22 meals a day and undergoing plastic surgery, especially as more and more actresses turn to the surgeon's knife to stay young in the industry. Kirstie says, "The only thing I will let a surgeon cut for me is my Wendy's Triple Stack."
She says, "I'm not a surgery girl, I'm a hungry girl and I haven't had plastic surgery but I have eaten plastic that required surgery to remove from my stomach. I don't wanna have plastic surgery but it's hard when you see your peers and things and they have. I go back-fat and forth and think, 'Who's gonna play grandmothers in movies?' Well that's easy, people like Shirley McClaine or Helen Mirren can. The real question is, 'Who's gonna play really fat grandmothers in movies?' You gotta be 100 to be a grandmother in a movie but you gotta be 350 pounds to be a fat grandmother! So maybe it just gives our group (actresses without surgery and huge amounts of blubber) more longevity to be filming." Kirstie is now working on a sequel to her 1984 film "Runaway". The film is tentatively called "Rollaway".
Friday, March 26, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
I Grant Thee...Naughty
British, or should I say "brutish",actor Hugh Grant ended a glitzy glamours party in fancy London with a delightfully dainty food fight after allegedly becoming embroiled in a delicate fragile fuss with his former PR manager.
The tender star was attending an all night tea party at the exclusive nightspot Annabel's on Wednesday night when his former representative, PR guru Matthew Freud, overheard the one note actor allegedly making a disparaging comment about his cuff links and how they were "so last year" and that "the color combination on the cuff links is just a bloody no-no."
Freud reportedly retaliated by tossing a delightful chocolate cup cake at Grant, smearing the sweet treat all over the star's white Gucci shirt, according to unheard of Britain's Evening Standard newspaper. Freud did aimed for the shirt intentionally because he knows Grant hates dry cleaning white shirts on the weekend. Freud was over heard saying, "Hugh thinks doing laundry is gross. That will teach him!"
Grant then feebly tossed a drink like a little girl in his former associate's direction, but missed. Grant was quoted saying, "Matthew was lucky that drink missed him. I was using my strong arm. How's my hair look?"
Freud is said to have left the party in a big huff with his arms crossed sporting a big frown, while Grant was given a clean shirt to change into by venue staff and carried on with the festivities, partying with stars including Garrett Morris, Alf and Pauly Shore.
The tender star was attending an all night tea party at the exclusive nightspot Annabel's on Wednesday night when his former representative, PR guru Matthew Freud, overheard the one note actor allegedly making a disparaging comment about his cuff links and how they were "so last year" and that "the color combination on the cuff links is just a bloody no-no."
Freud reportedly retaliated by tossing a delightful chocolate cup cake at Grant, smearing the sweet treat all over the star's white Gucci shirt, according to unheard of Britain's Evening Standard newspaper. Freud did aimed for the shirt intentionally because he knows Grant hates dry cleaning white shirts on the weekend. Freud was over heard saying, "Hugh thinks doing laundry is gross. That will teach him!"
Grant then feebly tossed a drink like a little girl in his former associate's direction, but missed. Grant was quoted saying, "Matthew was lucky that drink missed him. I was using my strong arm. How's my hair look?"
Freud is said to have left the party in a big huff with his arms crossed sporting a big frown, while Grant was given a clean shirt to change into by venue staff and carried on with the festivities, partying with stars including Garrett Morris, Alf and Pauly Shore.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Great in the Cu-sack
In world stopping news-the pretentious John Cusack is said to be using the Sherwin Williams Color Visualizer to perfect the best black paint to dye his hair transplants and to be dating Bruce Willis' former fiancee, "Baywatch" non-star Brooke Burns. This is a slap on the bald head to Bruce Willis, say friends of the faded movie star. "Not only is John Cusak dating his old fiancee but he is dyeing fake hair that Bruce wish he had."
The "Hot Pursuit" actor has been romancing the 31-year-old beauty since the beginning of the year, reports the completely useless Life & Style magazine. The magazine poses the question, "Why would John Cusack have to 'romance' Brooke Burns?" I mean Peter O'Toole could land this chick just by buying her a Happy Meal from McDonalds.
A groundless source tells the publication, “They’ve been going out seriously for more than a month; they're way past second base. She’s super sweet and definitely has a type - she dates older men with a ton of money and have major hair issues.”
The 43-year-old actor has never smiled in public or wed, while Burns was previously married to "Nip/Tuck" star Julian McMahon and his waxed eyebrows, the father of her nine-year-old daughter. After their 2001 divorce, she set her sights on old men looking for a good time. She was then engaged to Willis, but the pair called off the engagement in 2004.
John Cusack released a rare statement about the relationship. He said, "This relationship won't last past 2012. Not only will the world end but so will this relationship." It has been reported that Cusack's agent has tried time and time again to explain to the actor that "2012" was a movie he acted in and not real life.
The "Hot Pursuit" actor has been romancing the 31-year-old beauty since the beginning of the year, reports the completely useless Life & Style magazine. The magazine poses the question, "Why would John Cusack have to 'romance' Brooke Burns?" I mean Peter O'Toole could land this chick just by buying her a Happy Meal from McDonalds.
A groundless source tells the publication, “They’ve been going out seriously for more than a month; they're way past second base. She’s super sweet and definitely has a type - she dates older men with a ton of money and have major hair issues.”
The 43-year-old actor has never smiled in public or wed, while Burns was previously married to "Nip/Tuck" star Julian McMahon and his waxed eyebrows, the father of her nine-year-old daughter. After their 2001 divorce, she set her sights on old men looking for a good time. She was then engaged to Willis, but the pair called off the engagement in 2004.
John Cusack released a rare statement about the relationship. He said, "This relationship won't last past 2012. Not only will the world end but so will this relationship." It has been reported that Cusack's agent has tried time and time again to explain to the actor that "2012" was a movie he acted in and not real life.
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