Where's Judge Ito when you need him?

Madonna's adoption of a token baby, David Banda, can be legally physically challenged, a judge in Malawi ruled yesterday. This physical challenge will be over saw by Double Dare's own Marc Summers. A coalition of 67 human rights groups, it was not 69 because that would be too fitting for Madonna, filed a petition after Madonna and washed-up director husband Guy Ritchie were awarded 18-month interim custody and allowed to take one-year-old David out of the country. Activists pointed out intra-country adoptions are not allowed in Malawi, as well as extremely old pop stars, and argued the Malawian government "fast-tracked" the adoption. They want involvement in an assessment of Madonna's fitness as a mother. Madonna stated, "I am completely fit to be David's mother. I can do 143 push-ups, 93 tricep dips, and run until all my STDs run down my leg and under my shoes! I can prove that!" At a court in the capital Lilongwe, Judge Andrew Nyirenda yesterday ruled that the groups can pursue an application for a full review of the custody order. He said, "The applications from both applicants are accordingly granted and they are both joined as amicus curiae." Madonna has petitioned for a new judge to be put on the case. She has submitted Judge Lance Ito's name. The adoption craze has reached new heights and celebs are running out to adopt children that are completely opposite from themselves. We have just learned that Jesse Jackson has adopted a new baby boy, Eli Herschelvitz from Beverly Hills. Keep hope alive?

Wilson, Hudson & Dupree

"Butterscotch Kid" Owen Wilson has rubbished speculation he has range as an actor and is to propose to Goldie Hawn's daughter Kate Hudson after being spotted with his mother looking at rings in a jewelry shop. The "I Spy" actor Wilson and his mom were shopping in jewelers Harry Winston in scummy Texas. The actor is rumored to be dating his extremely flat You, Me & Dupree co-star Hudson, who split from her Black Crowes' front man husband Chris Robinson in September. Chris Robinson just filed his divorce papers this week only because he had no idea he was even married to Kate Hudson. When asked about his delay in filing the papers Robinson was quoted saying, "Well I remember sharing a doob with her but.....Wow that must have been some good shit." An onlooker says, "They were looking at a huge, pear-shaped, flawless diamond engagement ring." However, a representative for Wilson says, "Owen's mother was looking for jewelry for herself and that Luke is the more talented Wilson son." Hudson recently showed up to her mother's one hundredth birthday party but with no date in hand. When asked about her dateless night to the centennial celebration Hudson said, "The only reason I got into this business was because of my mom. I have no actual talent so I have to give her all my undivided attention." Kurt Russell's hair had no comment.