Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Which is worse? Houston, Texas or Whitney Houston? Hard to tell.

Whitney Houston has finally started eating and working on her comeback album after stepping into a Los Angeles recording studio yesterday by accident. She actually thought she was going to see her cousin Dion Warwick for a tarot card reading. The troubled singer has wasted her life, career and spent time in rehab over the past year over controversy regarding her drug abuse, but has now teamed up with her old out of date mentor Clive Davis to record tracks for a new album. With the most overrated musician since Alcia Keys, John Legend, has lined up to work with the diva. Houston is currently working with Grammy Award-winning songwriter and producer Johnta Austin, who wrote Mariah Carey's hit "We Belong Together" and Snow's "Informer". According to bipartisan Fox News, music mogul Clive Davis has already selected which doctors he needs to stay alive during the recording process and up to seven tunes for the star, including songs by R Kelly called "Piss like the Rain", "Young Fun" and "It's Cool, I'm Famous, Leave the Camera On". Houston is also reportedly working with a vocal coach to ensure her voice has not been affected by drug abuse and smoking. Bobby Brown just happened to be in the studio when Houston walked in. Bobby was there working on a new addition mixing session. He was actually mixing the cement needed for the new addition to the studio.