Reis-ing to the occasion

Un-funnyman Paul Reiser has launched a new line of toupees which will serve as a fill in for those nasty empty hairless spots on his head. He is calling it a "Hair Reiser". He has also launched an already ill-fated music career by teaming up with British singer Julia Fordham for a new album.

The "Odd Jobs" and "Mr. Write" star is in the studio with "Happy Ever After" singer Fordham and the B52s' Fred Schneider and they'll release their first album in 2010, which is just about the time the public will be able to wrap their head around the whole idea of Paul Reiser being a singer. Helen Hunt's forehead had no comment.

Fordham tells Super True News, "Along with being a "poor man's Woody Allen", Paul is also a classically trained pianist and studied composing and arranging at college." Fred Schneider said, "Heyyyyyyyyy!".

Meanwhile, Julia Fordham is launching an already ill-fated acting career with appearances on pal Tracey Ullman's upcoming unwatchable sketch show "State of The Union". Besides producing another horribly unfunny show, Tracey Ullman still wants people to know that "The Simpsons" got its start on her 80s sketch show, 'The Tracey Ullman Show". She is quoted saying, "For all the painfully unfunny hours of TV I have given you, please remember that."

Fordham adds, "Tracey is a....well the only hard part of being in a scene with her is to try and remember that the scene is supposed to be funny but you know full well that it is not. I just stand there while she jumps around in her cheap make up doing bad impersonations. Sometimes I have to keep my jaw from dropping to the floor as I marvel at her vapid uninspired routines." Helen Hunt's forehead had no comment. It was too busy eating a turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving from Super True News!