Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I'll have the Baldwin Extra Value Meal please

Alec Baldwin is a morning sex person along with a side order of bacon, sausage, four eggs, pancakes, hash browns and a glass of whole milk person, because a little early lovemaking and gluttony sets him up for the day.

The elephantine movie star, who is single after splitting the bed in half causing his former lawyer girlfriend, Nicole Seidel, to fall through the middle of the bed never to be found again.
Baldwin admits he's not fond of fruits, vegetables, walking and sex at night - because he's normally "comatose" after visiting the China Buffet across the street from his house.

He tells the obviously latent homosexual ab-tastic Men's Journal magazine, "At the end of the day, I'm exhausted...and hungry. Just taking a deep breath I break out in a sweat and the smell of my sweat makes me think of butter. So, I then have to eat a whole birthday cake. You understand right? But, in the morning, sex helps you get your mind right. You just blow out all your synapses and unprocessed Hollandaise Sauce and no matter what happens the rest of the day, nothing bothers you. Well, except my ex-wife Kim Basinger."

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