Monday, December 28, 2009

Law and Order of clean sheets

Fallen star Jude Law and nobody Sienna Miller have fuelled speculation that they are actors that the public is supposed to care about and that they've reignited their romance after jetting to Barbados for a festive break in the sun and acting lessons.

The abominable actress was spotted trying to be photographed while relaxing in a bikini with Law and his three children on one of the Caribbean island's white sand beaches on Sunday. They were also photographed giggling with British accents during a dinghy ride. During the ride Sienna hooked up with the dinghy operator and Jude successfully impregnated a sea turtle.

Miller is said to have spent Christmas Day in Barbados, which begs the question "How does this woman have money to vacation at all?" A recent Reuters survey has revealed that 10 out of 10 people don't know who Sienna Miller is or any of the movies that she has "starred" in.

The couple has reportedly checked into a beachfront villa, where they will be celebrity house maids. They have accepted a deal to change sheets and clean toilets for a room at the beachfront villa to off set any tattoo work for Sienna or any additional hair transplants for Jude while staying in Barbados to celebrate Miller's 28th birthday on Monday and Law's 37th on Tuesday.

It is the first time the "Alfie" co-stars have admitted they were in the movie "Alfie" and have been photographed together since they split in 2006 after Law's fling with his children's nanny was exposed in the press.

Despite almost four years apart and failed movie after failed movie, both stars have struggled to find lasting love - Miller slutted around with hideous actor Rhys Ifans, and so bravely endured a home-wrecker romance with married actor Balthazar Getty and his family's billions of dollars earlier this year, while single Law became a dad for the fourth time in September following a brief fling with American model Samantha Burke. In related news, "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" and "Casanova" can be found in the 1$ bin at Best Buy.

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