Wednesday, November 18, 2009

That Robin Williams is such a cut up!

Robin Williams has reportedly found his old coke straw and love with the woman who nursed him back to health after the opening of "World's Greatest Dad" and his open heart surgery earlier this year.

The out of date one note comedian, 58, split from his second wife, Marsha, in 2008 after 19 years of marriage and counseling.

He underwent an operation to remove "Jack" from his filmography and to replace his aortic valve and missing hair follicles in March, but his health scare has proved to be good for his love life because it brought him closer to graphic designer Susan Schneider, according to the washed up National Enquirer.

The couple allegedly met shortly before Williams did his changeless unaltered routine live tour for tons of money and just before he was admitted to hospital. It was the 45 year old's caring nature which won the extremely lonely actor over. She has impeccable timing.

A source tells the tabloid, "Robin truly believes it's no coincidence that Susan came into his life right before his heart operation. He told a pal, 'She saved me - she helped me heal. She has helped me deposit my huge paychecks. Isn't she a saint?"

TV shows Dateline, 20/20 and 48 hours are patiently waiting by when this turns into another classic "who done it?" episode. Was it the ex-wives? Was it his old coke dealer? Was it Exidor? Or was it the middle aged woman who came out of no where to start a relationship with Williams when he was lonely, depressed and ill?

I think it will be Exidor.

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