Monday, September 28, 2009

Rebecca Romijn Stamos O'Connell Romijn Ect...

Rebecca Romijn Stamos O'Connell Romijn is relishing her last names and the break she gets from her twin babies on the set of her new soon to be failed TV show "Eastwick" - because they took her "for granted" when she was a stay at home mum with a nanny. She said, "Those new borns had no idea what my nanny did for them. I mean the nanny fed them, cleaned them and held them. I bet they think that's normal. They probably think every new born that can't walk or speak yet has a nanny that will do that stuff for them. Just them wait until my nanny is not doing that anymore for them! I say 6 months of that is too much and they can fend for themselves!" Rebecca Romijn Stamos O'Connell Romijn then continued to build a play fort for her twins out of the "Roller Ball", "Femme Fatale", "The Punisher", "God Send" and "Pepper Dennis" scripts.

After nursing Dolly and Charlie for six months, Romijn swapped places with her completely emasculated husband Jerry O'Connell so she could return to work on the new horrible witch-themed drama. The TV show is so bad that Jack Nicholson is taking the film "Witches of Eastwick" off his filmography. Jack said, "The thought of Rebecca Romijn Stamos O'Connell Romijn acting in a TV show that has the partial name of one of my movies from 25 years ago is enough for me to believe that movie never existed."

"And her relationship with her babies is better than ever!" Says the out of work ex-bachelor Charlie O'Connell.

The actress tells the hitless website Starpulse.com, "My nanny was with them right up until they were six months which is when we started shooting, and I felt like they kind of took my nanny for granted a little bit, like Jerry'd walk in, or was it Charlie? I can't tell them apart! Anyways, Jerry or Charlie would walk in and they'd be like, 'Ahhh.' But then they never even noticed that it was my nanny with them the whole time. My nanny was a milk machine. I felt like that's all she was to them, just this walking milk machine." The out of work Charlie O'Connell says, "The kids' first words were actually, "You are a stupid model mommy. You can't act. Charlie O'Connell's work in the TV show 'Sliders' was great!" Charlie O'Connell continued, "Well, I actually made the last part up but the first part is true."

Romijn Stamos O'Connell Romijn continued saying, "How in the world do I keep getting acting jobs? But none the less, now that I'm not there as many hours during the day, they're pretty clingy and I have to say I love it. It's the best feeling in the world to be wanted, especially for bad movies and TV shows."

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