Katherine Heigl has confirmed reports she and husband Josh Kelley's perfectly waxed eyebrows are to adopt – and the actress has shown her caring side by not beating the hell out of the production assistants on the Grey's Anatomy set and by revealing the Korean baby has special needs. Just like Josh Kelley's five-o'clock shadow. Josh Kelley is currently writing a pussy rock opera about it. It will be available for free download on his Friendster page.
The couple began the process six months ago but have yet to meet little Naleigh – who has been named after the actress’ mother, Nancy, and sister, Leigh. When asked why they didn't name the child after any of the woman on Josh's side of the family Heigl said, "Josh who?".
The super B-level couple have already headed off any accusations Heigl has taken the easy route to parenthood. In a statement released by Josh Kelley's five-o'clock shadow it said, "Katherine and Josh have not shared a bed since they hooked up on the set of Josh's video that no one saw. Katherine is busy with bad movies and Josh needs to constantly maintain me with various electric shavers and oils. So adopting an Asian baby with special needs just made sense."
Heigl went on to say, “They sent us a picture. They told us that it was a little girl and who she was and the information about six months ago. Six months after that we realized that the picture was actually a baseball card of Steve Garvey. We then received the correct picture. She looked so beautiful on her Hoveround Scooter. She is a special needs baby and because of that it all moved so much faster. They wanted to get her to us as quickly as possible. And with the Hoveround Scooter it was not a problem at all. Have you seen those things? They are sneaky fast!”
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