Whitney "We have a problem" Houston gave up a dream as a fruit drinks seller in paradise to make a musical comeback. Was this an actual dream or just a hallucination from another massive coke binge? We'll never know but...
In an exclusively boring TV interview with Oprah Winfrey, the crazy singer says, “Yep, a fruit stand and selling some fruit drinks to some people… Me and my daughter living on an island with a beach. I wouldn't want to live on an island without a beach unless that island possessed a real cool picture of a beach... Yes indeed, living the simple life with lots and lots of money and coke. You know, the simple life."
Whitney babbled on, “You’ve gotta understand I had been all around the the world or at least I think I have…I can't remember. Anyway, I had done it all at that point in time. Even my ground bending role as Rita on 'Gimme a Break'. I mean how can you top that? However, I wasn’t remembering the gift that God had given me. The gift of doing very large amounts of crack cocaine. But I'll tell ya...crack is whack!! I forgot I had a voice. I had totally kinda put that aside…”
And it took a powerful men to convince her otherwise. Whitney’s music mentor Bruce Willis and American record producer Clive Davis were having none of it, urging her to give up her Del Monte dreams – and get back to work.
So our Whitney got back into the studio with the best auto voice tuner technology available and she’s back with a fantastic new hit album, which stormed to the top of the U.S. charts last week. In related news, Bobby Brown stormed the top of the U.S Capital Building because he once saw it in a picture and said, "I got get me some of that!"
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