Sex and the City: Return of the Living Dead

Relic actress Kim Cattrall has confirmed that the highly-gay feature film version of Sex And The City is officially back on. Since the series ended in 2004, rumors have been circulating the cast would eventually be in a retirement home or bring the show to the big screen. Cattrall, who played aged sex-mad public relations exec Samantha Jones on the series, has spent the last three and a half months acting in David Mamet's The Cryptogram in London hoping to gain some acting credibility back. The Police Academy star admits she only found out about the film when she came back to the US for a face lift. She tells credible and news worthy American publication Star, "I've just come home and there was just this flood of excitement! Or that could have been a hot flash; I am not sure yet." Media reports have claimed the previously planned film fell apart because no one really wants to see old ladies trying to bang young guys and Cattrall refused to appear with other cast member Sarah Jessica Parker, who is currently working on trying to get the classic TV show Mr. Ed to the big screen. Sarah wants to play Mr. Ed. Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon, for which make up does wonders, are already acting out scenes in their studio apartment from the unwritten Sex and The City film. When asked why they are doing such a thing they screamed, "It's all we got man!" Catrall puts the rumors to rest adding, "I'm just so glad we haven't been missed or forgotten!" Show creator Darren Starr was reached for comment on the situation of the film version of Sex and the City. Darren said, "Haaaaaaaaaay!"