Lindsay Lohan's mom says, "She's very smrt."

Lindsay Lohan's mother/saggy old divorce, Dina, is delighted her daughter has banged nothing but D-Level celebrities and started visiting Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) meetings, hailing the horrible singer/actress as "very smart." When asked what the word "smart" means, Dina Lohan looked up to the sky and said, "Ooh...There's a bird." Lohan has been a regular of the Hollywood and New York party scene for several years - which marks her only real accomplishment as a human being. On Friday, Lohan's "anonymity" was broken when her publicist admitted the "Mean Girls" star had been to several meetings. Speaking to the effeminate Ryan Seacrest on his ground breaking KIIS-FM radio show on Friday, Dina stressed her daughter is not an alcoholic but is not an amateur whore, despite admitting she was going to AA and has banged the undeserving Wilmer Valdarammamamma. After a long discussion with Lindsay's car and other inanimate objects in her house, Dina realized that Lindsay needed to go to AA and not AAA. Dina says, "You know, a lot of the young people with daddy's money she hangs out with go, and it's a positive thing. She has a great AA partner in Jan Michael Vincent. They even go out for drinks after class to talk about what they have just learned. Leif Garret is the class' designated driver. It's all good. As a parent, you tell them what you can tell them, which makes no sense, but she's 20 and I'm not gonna say, 'Stay home and don't go out, ' that's a ridiculous thing to do becasue only a normal loving parent would say something like that. I mean she pays for my plastic surgury and various botox injections. How in the world am I going to land a guy at my age without it! I'm there for support, and I'll obviously give her my opinion, but she's very smart." Diana Lohan then farted and pointed at her dog for blame.