Great in the Cu-sack

In world stopping news-the pretentious John Cusack is said to be using the Sherwin Williams Color Visualizer to perfect the best black paint to dye his hair transplants and to be dating Bruce Willis' former fiancee, "Baywatch" non-star Brooke Burns. This is a slap on the bald head to Bruce Willis, say friends of the faded movie star. "Not only is John Cusak dating his old fiancee but he is dyeing fake hair that Bruce wish he had."

The "Hot Pursuit" actor has been romancing the 31-year-old beauty since the beginning of the year, reports the completely useless Life & Style magazine. The magazine poses the question, "Why would John Cusack have to 'romance' Brooke Burns?" I mean Peter O'Toole could land this chick just by buying her a Happy Meal from McDonalds.

A groundless source tells the publication, “They’ve been going out seriously for more than a month; they're way past second base. She’s super sweet and definitely has a type - she dates older men with a ton of money and have major hair issues.”

The 43-year-old actor has never smiled in public or wed, while Burns was previously married to "Nip/Tuck" star Julian McMahon and his waxed eyebrows, the father of her nine-year-old daughter. After their 2001 divorce, she set her sights on old men looking for a good time. She was then engaged to Willis, but the pair called off the engagement in 2004.

John Cusack released a rare statement about the relationship. He said, "This relationship won't last past 2012. Not only will the world end but so will this relationship." It has been reported that Cusack's agent has tried time and time again to explain to the actor that "2012" was a movie he acted in and not real life.