Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Lilo and Glitch...in my musak career?

Hollywood senior citizen Lindsay Lohan is adamant she hasn't given up on finding a retirement home or on her music career - following reports she had been dumped by her record label. This came in just after her record label released the statement, "We are no longer Lindsay Lohan's record label. Thank you." They continued to say, "Although Lindsay Lohan is not on our label anymore please continue to support our artist roster. Next week we are releasing an album by Ali Lohan. Again, thank you."

Lindsay Lohan, who has released two albums from her hand and into the garbage, was working on her third record, tentatively titled "Spirit in the Dark with Gross Freckles All Over", when she realized the record button on her tape recorder was not properly pressed down with the play button. So instead she just submitted a tape of Dionne Warwick's Greatest Hits and called it her demo tape. Done.

But after releasing promotional single "Bossy" last May work on the new record stalled along with her ability to take showers. The "Labor Pains" star reportedly found it difficult to juggle her non-existent acting career, her work as a highly contrived recording artist and aging faster than a new born Benjamin Button.

New reports this week suggest Lohan's career was doomed from the moment she started dating Wilmer Valderrama. Wilmer was quoted saying, "Anything I touch is doomed. I mean just look at me. When your career is based on the hopes of landing the role to play Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello in the movie version of 'CHiPs, you are screwed." There are also reports Lindsay has been dropped by bosses at her Casablanca record label.

But a spokesperson for the actress has called the rumours "...like totally not true but mostly true...whatev", telling pathetic GossipCop.com Lohan still has a contract with the company.

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