Kids in the Gyllenhaal

Overrated hambone Jake Gyllenhaal re-evaluated his blessed life following the icebox cover-up relationship with Kirsten Dunst and the death of fellow pretender in front of a camera, Heath Ledger - because the star realized he had become too focused on his abs and his career.

The lifeless actor was devastated when he found out the only reason he got acting jobs was because of his show business parents and when his "Brokeback Mountain" co-star died from an accidental drug overdose in January 2008.

The loss prompted Gyllenhaal to address his own mind bending issues - and he credits Ledger's passing with giving him the courage to make real changes. Gyllenhaal says, "Thank god that dude died. If he didn't die then I would would have continued to churn out vapid performances in movies that make no money. Well, I've actually continued to do that but if it wasn't for that guy dropping dead then I would have never thought about changing at some point down the road in the very far off future. I am so happy that guy died."

He tells the dormant GQ magazine, "Life, I didn't totally understand. And I think I was afraid of life. And I had success in my work, enough success that you could keep going back there.
But after that guy I did a movie with who stopped breathing... I think I recognized that it was work. And I recognized that this is for real." The editors at GQ magazine still don't know what Gyllenhaal was talking about. They replayed this quote over and over again to decipher the brainless words that exited his mouth. The quote was then sent to the Guinness Book of World Records for examination. After months of examination were complete, The Guinness Book of World Records has now officially labeled Gyllenhaal's quote as "The Stupidest Thing Ever Said".