Thursday, January 7, 2010

Strokes of Genius

Gary Coleman has been released from a Los Angeles hospital after suffering from a lack of publicity and a slight seizure, according to the actor's travel agent. Coleman could not land an entertainment agent.

On Wednesday, the "Diff'rent Strokes" star was taken to the Failed Child Actors Clinic along with Michael Oliver who played Junior in the "Problem Child" movies. At 8:03 am local time after running lines from their cleverly written un-produced screenplay, "Different Child and Problem Strokes", Coleman went home to the Extended Stay Inn, where he lives. It was there he started to faint and vomit.

According to his travel agent, Robert Malcolm, Coleman was released on Wednesday night with a possible lay over in Sacramento.

Coleman, 41, has since returned to his day job as an impersonator of famed character actor Gary Cole. Coleman says, "The names are so close clients don't even catch it while we're on the phone. When I show up to the gig it's too late for them to cancel because I have a no refund policy. I can make a $1,000! Well, that's if I can bum a ride off someone. Pretty good huh?".

Coleman's travel agent, Robert Malcolm, has insisted the medical emergency was not life threatening and that Apple Vacations is running a great deal on weekend getaways to Cabo San Lucas.

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