Thursday, January 21, 2010

9021..Uh O!!!!!

In a shocking and horrible announcement, unbearable actor Rob Estes is following in his 90210 co-star Jennie Garth's footsteps by announcing he's finally attending acting classes with her and he's quitting the show.

The stiff actor, who plays Lori Loughlin's onscreen husband in the Beverly Hills, 90210 spin-off, says he can not play Lori Loughlin's husband anymore. Estes says, "How can I play the role of Lori Laoughlin's husband when that was perfected well over 15 years ago by a little actor named John Stamos! I do not possess the talent nor the hair volume as Mr. Stamos, therefore I am not returning to the show next season! Now I would appreciate if you would leave me and my god damn family alone during this trying time."

On Estes' twitter page he wrote, "Im standn line at the suprmarkt....exprss lane my ass!" He continued to tweet, "chk out Stamos in the tv movie How to Marry a Billionaire: A X-Mas Tale! He rocks!"

A representative for the fake TV network CW insists Estes' departure will be horribly explained in an upcoming convoluted storyline: "He's an actor of sorts and we couldn't have asked for anyone better, except for John Stamos. But if fans tune in, they'll understand why Rob's character is leaving. Or they won't. Either way, I don't care."

The horrifying announcement comes just days after his co-star Garth decided to quit watching old 90210 episodes on VHS tapes labeled "back in the day" to spend time with her three daughters that will most likely grow up and go to the same high school where she pretended to go to while acting in the show 90210. Man...life is just crazy.

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