Big Bang, Tiny Stars

Crazy couples night out! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher joined weightless Posh Spice Victoria Beckham at the glitzy party Prince threw after the Golden Globe Awards on Monday night. Prince had a "short" list of stars allowed into the party. Tom Cruise and Marc Anthony were at the top of the short list. "The Littles" superstar, who claimed the Best Song prize for his Happy Feet tune "The Song Of The Heart," performed at the Forbes Penthouse inside the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons hotel. Price said it was a great opportunity to write a song for something or someone he can stand eye to eye with. Even Justin Timberlake attended the party, who just early had mocked the pint-sized singer while accepting the award for him by walking on his knees, drawing on thin creepy facial hair, sucking in his cheeks, powdering his face to a corpse-like perfection and cutting off his balls for a perfect Prince impersonation. When asked why he would go as far as cutting off his balls for the Prince impersonation Timberlake said, "I was going for realism. I want to be an actor. And for the record I did not cut off my balls, Cameron Diaz did it for me." The impersonation did not bother Prince but his doves did cry. Other stars were spotted at the lavish party included Penelope Cruz, who spent 25 minutes asking for a new glass because no one could understand her and every time she spoke the new glass would break. Lindsay Lohan managed to bang three bus boys while smoking two packs of cigarettes. Leonardo DiCaprio managed to bang Lindsay Lohan in between each bus boy while typing on his blackberry. Chris Rock's fake front teeth fell out when chewing on some mini Prince appetizers. Drew Barrymore was seen scouring the party for another failed relationship. Sienna Miller cried outside the party entrance because she was told the party was for real accomplished stars and would not be let in. Jamie Foxx, once again, could not stop being Ray Charles and insisted on singing to everyone in the party with his below mediocre voice. The party continued well into the night with Tom Cruise and Leah Remini handing out Scientology pamphlets. Beckham also fueled rumors she's planning on eating and starting a clothing line with Lopez when she left the glitzy bash with the singer/actress....oh, and her husband. I forgot his name already.